Like a Can Opener in a Worm Factory

 Dear interwebs, am aiming to have first draft of porn paper ready by next tuesday latest, to edit wed/thur for conf on fri. Is there anybody who'd be willngto read it over between sunday and wednesday (depending on how efficient I am!)  and give feedback? Some familiarity with art relating to /the discourses of either feminism or kink preferable but not essential, and tbh i'm struggling to think of anyone on my flist to whom nether of those applies anyway. So, priddy priddy please? email me at sasha underscore garwood at hotmail dot com if for some reason you'd rather not comment in public here!

Someone wrote this to me earlier: Actually, it’s kinda funny. I’m not an ‘English bod’ as it were, but I can’t stand abbreviations and acronyms, yet you being someone that essentially breathes the language, has no problem with them. Knowledge is power perhaps?


...and my answer turned into a bit of a mission statement. So i thought i'd inflict it on the world, especially that part of it on here who have to put up with my relentless acronymage!:( cut for rambling about why i use language the way i do ) Maybe?

Dear Sasha,

I wonder if you would be interested in reviewing Blood Royal by Vanora Bennett (Harper Collins), a novel based on the life of Catherine de Valois? I would want a piece of 500-600 words by say June 11 and could send you the book straight away. Let me know what you think.

with best wishes

(TLS literary editor)

FUCK ME. EEEEEEEEE......

...all that and i'm a superlative hand with a root vegetable, too....*