Like a Can Opener in a Worm Factory

 With the police (for failing to talk to each other, keeping me waiting 3 hrs, telling me contradictory things, etc) but mostly with Darren, for accusing me of having Munchausen's syndrome. Since I told him I didn't want to talk to him any more, he's sent me 15 messages (unanswered), 3 phonecalls (unanswered), an email, a facebook message (from his cat!)  plus references incl. 'flatten the litle cunt', and 'nothing more offensive than being ignored' on Twitter, all variously threatening, pleading and affectionate, and he accuses me of being unbalanced and lying to manipulate people. 

This being the man that told Jim & Joanna outright I'd forbidden him to go tomorrow, told Grace God knows what, lied about a significant number of my friends and their relationships to me, told me at least one of my friends was in love with him, broke into my facebook twice at least, locked me out of fbk and Twitter, told me Tone was convinced I was having an affair with Farren and was pestering him with phonecalls about it, plus a selection of other lies...

PLEASE SOMEBODY, TELL ME I'M NOT MAD AND HA THIS CONSTITUTES UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR? I mean, it's not normal, is it, doing all that stuff? I'm not really Munchausen-y?

*headdesk*

please help, i'm doubting my own sanity here. :o( xx