Like a Can Opener in a Worm Factory

i have the lovely Kai, from Sheffield, coming to stay betweeb te 15th and the 20th. She's never left Sheffield before and this is her first visit to London. Might anybody be around to help me entertain her, just in a hanging out chatting, mabe going round camden kinda way? Neither of us have any money, but any suggestions of free Cool Stuff to do would be very welcome. Iknow it's just before Bardcamp,but if i tried to organise a readthrough (i'm still burning to do Women Beware Women! and in fact other things!) would anybody fancy it? When would suit? Might have to be in my tiny garret unless anybody has any other suggestions/offers of places, and i appreciate it's terribly short notice and everyone's probably busy already,but it felt it might be worth asking nevertheless. I've screened comments just in case people don't feel like sharing the intimate details of their social calendars with the world, but will probably unscreen unless requested otherwise - if you might be free, even just in a 'quick cuppa so she can see London isn't just me,the BL and a heap of books' kinda way, that would be marvellous